While Michael is a delectable specimen, a rare diamond, a true gem, accomplished, highly successful, religious, women-respecting, ambitious, humble, generous, non-assuming, gentle, hard-working, intelligent, courageous, self-respecting man, I'm afraid Wes surpasses him in the looks department. Other than the mop of hair, which fortunately Wes has cut off, I actually don't see much of a resemblance.
Like goodah, I just cannot look at Wes without thinking of his filmed wang and utter wanton abandonment. Michael on the other hand, whoa baby. Religious, unemployed, and that body! Hairy yes, but nobody's perfect.
Um, in case you didn't know, religious men take care of their women the best. Number two, so what if he's unemployed? What does employment have to do with anything? He can open up a crossfit gym at any point in his life and be more successful than all the people in this thread and Joy combined. Look how ambitious and successful he was in his last business. Got that? And hair? Pffftttt. The more neanderthal like the men are, actually, the more biologically inclined they are to provide for the delicate womenz. It's a fact. Strong, robust, hairy men can rescue damsels in distress any time, anywhere.